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I'd rather see a moth as my HoP than I were to see a new player who did nothing but press randomize as a human and played janitor for 15 hours be my HoP.

Shamelessly cringe anti newfriend sentiment

Maybe there should be different config files if all the sybil players are coming out of the ...

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Noe wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:44 am The players aren't their species, they just think that being an alien race is cool.
Why punish that.

If you view restrictions and downsides as anti fun and some kind of punishment I believe you're looking at this game wrong im ngl

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It may be a matter of taste, but its one in which I think a lot of people on my side of the fence feel strongly about, and their gameplay experience can be improved with really only minor changes to the experience of people on the opposite side of the argument.

They could experience head gameplay ...

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we’re working for a smart and conniving evil megacorp, not a bumbling and stupid one

This is fan fiction

Lore aside nobody has really addressed the fact that more heads is just good for the game, or the fact that speciesism rp is only going to be improved by having heads be non human. There ...

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Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2023 6:24 pm Looks like another reason that common core is stupid and completely ignored by everyone other than food coders

Hey man EFF YOU common core is soulful and has cool ideas that have been used for way more than just food code

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Sometimes when i make posts, 5 minutes after i hit send itll send multiple copies of the same post with the formatting all fucked up, or itll refuse to send the post at all and ill have to copy paste it into the quick post bar for it to work. idk why its happening but im pretty sure i just ...

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The tide is weaker than it's ever been. It has never been an EASIER time to be a security officer.

Its easier to be a security officer for you because you IGNORE TIDERS SINFUL

COST OF CHASING TIDERS: TIME, EFFORT, POSSIBLE LOSS OF POSSESSIONS (IF YOU'RE A NOOB LIKE SEAL)
GAIN OF CHASING ...

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BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:38 pm crying about gulag is a sign of a weak tider. if youre gonna give licks you gotta take them too

many have forgotten this fundamental truth. bob joe didnt get banned for this....

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sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:30 pm The tide is weaker than it's ever been. It has never been an EASIER time to be a security officer.

Its easier to be a security officer for you because you IGNORE TIDERS SINFUL

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tiders have gotten more violent and entitled, and sec more feeble and self restrictive. the gulag tide is the only solution. im sorry... but it has to be done

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There is no moth naming policy you could write that would not be exceedingly boring for no real gain in comparison to what it is now
Moths being able to be named all sorts of silly goofy dumb shit is one of the more charming parts about them
Im not biased btw

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Thank you, and good luck fighting off the horde of shadowmin hitmen :salute:

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Ban type: 9999 day clown ban
Ban reason: "Banned from Roles: Clown for 99999 days - you will listen to the banana song as well, suffer "
Time ban was placed:2021-11-08 13:41:05
Server you were playing on when banned: Sybil
Round ID in which ban was ...

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Yeah, and that can make a good story. Hearing crewmembers beg to put them out of their misery on comms as the virus husks the last person working in medical is great.

This is a videogame I play to have fun. sitting in a room alone while people complain over comms that medical is full of morons ...

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dumb. inconveniences and imperfections are a part of the game. they create a need for jobs and interesting situations when those jobs arent filled. whats the point of a chef if everyone can make a burger instantly with no downsides or costs? not even to mention the added difficulty antagonists would ...

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Enforcement is based on common sense, this is explicitly stated in the rule. It is common sense that nigger is unacceptable and cracker isn't as weighty. The same logic could be used to ban all slurs, including bitch (slur against women), idiot (slur against less intelligent people), pom (slur ...

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server pop "tanking" being a consequence of code changes is possible, but it isnt the only explanation- there was a very large game release recently, one plenty of people are talking about playing on the discord. peoples interests move on, naturally, regardless of changes. people take breaks, people ...

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The same could be said of many jobs.
Botany is a "shit job that hands out grief tools"
Robotics making mechs, well that's a crappy job handing out grief tools
Virology, crappy job, made to grief.
Chemistry, they're a crappy job. They just hand out drugs so others can grief.
Cargo, Quartermaster ...

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the more and more aspects of the game are hammered down this way, people don't want any job, they play as an assistant, and eventually they just stop playing.

if you're only playing the game for tools for grief, why are you playing at all?

What's the point of playing genetics if the ...

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Helios wrote: ↑Sun Mar 06, 2022 2:28 am A bunch of disruptive powers wouldn't be typically distributed,

Getting captain level access as an assistant was rare but did happen.

lol

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It fucking sucks so much ass that they don't go through windows I don't know if this is some intentional thought out balance thing but why would I ever want anything but an energy gun when I can just abuse airlocks and windows to win every fight against these.

This didn't used to be a problem ...

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The earlier and middle bits of the magnus archives are really interesting to me, lost interest near the end but I still go back and give it a listen every now and again

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Fishing

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theyre dope man idk what youre on

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I think at times inactive people do have something valuable to say, precedents from the past or insight into past rulings made during the prehistoric era of 2014 etc but generally letting burnt out or intensely shit individuals post in the policy threads adds nothing but misery and long off topic ...

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based do it

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Often picking up the slack on sybil when no or few other admins are on, cool headed and good hearted from everything ive seen of em. epic fella, promote!

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Appeal denied.
before this ban, you were told you'd be permad if you continued to abuse exploits. you did it again, anyways, so you got permad. you didnt even state in this appeal that you would stop doing it if you were unbanned. this isn't about fair punishment lengths for the specific incident ...

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Generally, the way I've seen the floor pills clause explained is that if you eat a pill or inject a mutator off the floor labelled "Good fun times" or the like, any consequences you face from it are entirely ic.
People's opinions on the extent of what it covers varies though, some people feeling ...

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Their heart is in the right place, and they seem to have the right mindset. Very often see them giving tips to players in the discord, some of their behavior irks me but nothing I can remember thatd make extending their trial necessary. Promote em!

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Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Tue Dec 07, 2021 5:42 am Did these people like the Chief Engineer killing all of medbay with the irradiated Pen and ID in his PDA despite cleaning everything else off after a dip in the SM chamber?

The people who hate the radiation changes are the people who "accidentally" did this every round lol

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I don't believe given the situation and the relatively minor nature of the engagement that a bwoink was even warranted here, nevermind a note, as nobody had their round significantly impacted and no griefing was intended.

I apologize for the late response, before I figured there was no point ...

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First thing, slimes are not aggressive at all, unless they have not been fed for like 10 or so minutes, or if a specific xenobio item was used (red slimes etc). They do not randomly turn aggressive, they are nowhere near the state where they can turn hostile for any reason (outside of being ...

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Jackraxxus wrote: ↑Tue Nov 23, 2021 3:41 pm Mother Drone should be set to zero.

100 percent. drone laws are misery and theres no reason an ai should have to afk in its sat the entire shift just cause some shitty station trait rolled

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To quote yourself in the ticket :

youve... basically made something that can kill people for even looking at its upload or having had given it annoying orders in the past even if the situation was some shit the ai started
This is one of those funny little communication errors caused by severe ...

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I also would like to defend myself in your comment here that "the AI started this whole fucking mess" because the situation that you are talking about was myself walking into a room with people I have played with many times before and some bartender smashing me to, what I believed, was going to be ...

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Cyan believes that purging the silicons i) makes their escalation rules so relaxed they can kill anyone that so much as looks at them funny, and
No, i dont. but they can certainly fuck with people who've given them orders they found annoying, or given them lip, or called them stinky or whatever ...

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I won't agree with censoring any words unless they are replaced by friendly alternatives automatically because a) this will piss people off who try to use them

Ive seen this method used in other places, it wont piss anyone off. theyll just start using it in place of the word and itll become an ...

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Fikou wrote: ↑Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:26 am Can you draw a mime and a clown being ENEMIES

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HATER YOU FIKOU!!!!!!!

Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:55 pm Can you draw a mime and a clown being ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS

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Dislike this idea.
Speaking as someone whos been the target of racial slurs a fair bit, "we let people call you slurs but we can bonk them easier for it" is hardly a nice thing to hear when you could just stop it all together instead
Speaking as an admin, the soft filter in its current ...

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you can always use the teleporter to get in the good section.

No you can't

There's nothing too wrong with scrapheap, its a shitty shuttle but its not "murder the captain" bad.

Personally have no strong opinions on this issue now that the blatant grief murder shuttles are locked behind an ...

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Can you draw a mime and a clown being pals

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Also dorsi makes a really good point "just law 2 them to not be lame" simply is not a reasonable way to solve silicons being lame

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NecromancerAnne wrote: ↑Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:54 amand command has priority on orders

Fairly certain silicons dont care about CoC. theyre free to take a command from heads of staff over conflicting orders from other crew but thats not policy im like 999999 percent sure

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the reasoning isnt solid but the spirit is there. validhunting as a silicon is cringe, doubly so on mrp. Go fix a window you bloodthirsty fridge

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Plasmaman penid

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Further testing showed that the plasmaman was quite capable of learning Common, manipulating its skeletal mouth and forming vocal cords to further improve its capabilities. Its anatomy was found to quite closely mirror that of humanity, but exclusing several organs which were clearly deemed as ...

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EDIT: You should probably really read the entire post though in all seriousness.

You wrote a tldr section, and then three ranty essays that didnt actually extrapolate on the meat of what you were suggesting as policy changes in the tldr section- if you want people to take your post seriously ...

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