/tg/Station 13

When most of the crew have migrated to the white ship, and the captain asks "Where is everybody?"

Usually followed by the cacophonous chorus of crewmembers calling for a recall

Have you ever been so unrobust that you die to an unconscious target?

> be engineer
> be in cargo for some reason
> decide disposals is the fastest way out of cargo
> oh hey there's blood on th-*CRUNCHGRINDWHIRRRRRRRRR*
> ded
> laugh in deadchat about people being ground into hamburger by the ...

> QM headrev
> See my cargo tech moving freight
> "Wanna see a magic tr-"
> not given a chance to even pull out my flash, robusted and dragged to sec
> Almost RP my way out of getting implanted
> Miner lies through their teeth about seeing me flash the other cargo tech
> naniwtf.jpg
> Implanted ...

I actually didn't notice that, god damn I'm not a smart engie.

We rebuilt the engine, only to realize the central reflectors had been stolen at some point.
We swear they were there when we started...

Probably the most fun round I've had as a head of staff. Spoilered due to length.

> be Chuck Ray
> be HoP
> YOU ARE THE INTERNAL AFFAIRS AGENT, ASSASINATE CHUCK BICAR THE STATION ENGINEER
> N-Nani?!
> Chuck Vs. Chuck
> Announce HoP line opening for five minutes, do HoP things, close HoP line ...

Stealing a traitor's ID, using his last TC to buy a syndicate key, then going incognito as a traitor to gain their trust.

It ended up not working because A: The AI was subverted, B: I was the HoP, and C: the captain decided to go on a rampage against the traitor who had literally been baiting ...

I made an assembly-sized programmable pocket calculator.

{"assembly":{"type":"type-b electronic assembly","opened":31337,"name":"A110 Programmable Pocket Calculator","desc":"The A110 MKII calculator from Admiral Business Machines is the latest and greatest for all your calculating needs, Featuring ...

There was actually a stealth-nerf to plasma fires, turns out there was a code error causing them to burn MUUUUUUCH hotter than they should.

Now the math is right, and they burn less hot and are slightly harder to get going, just flooding a plasma tank no longer guarantees an area to be ...

Probably nothing really special, but it was my first time ever being a borgo slaved to a valid salad AI

> Bored of being human, decide to be borgo
> AI is named Rouge
> get brained, Am onlined as a borgo
> Become Engiborg
> TRAITOR LAW 0 HELP AI COMPLETE OBJECTIVES
> Rouge is Rouge
> johntron_oh ...

> Playing sec
> Shit goes down, end up having to evac
> Sec piles into sec pod
> A wild engineer appears!
> He got into sec by deconstructing the exterior airlock in the pod bay
> Tries to enter pod
> HoS: "Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen ...