/tg/Station 13

I'm sure it had nothing to do with a guy named Jerry shooting the cult constructs at all. Everyone knows that Jerry is a character in Doom and shoots demons. I apologize profusely for this mistake and will lift this jobban post haste.
Jerry's a common name and the E1M1 coupled with the guy in ...

I got banned for 60 minutes for saying "Shoot that Demon Jerry!" when E1M1 was playing as a MIDI which was IC in OOC somehow?

And Ikarrus went offline when I tried to talk to him about it and he just said it was unacceptable and "uhuh"

Nicholas Boyer RICHARD HELP ME
Nicholas Boyer I AM KIDNAPPED

Never, ever, EVER do this again. Ever . I want to make sure you clearly understand why that's one of the more shitty things to do, it's essentially abusing the systems of the game to your advantage. It's just about the equivalent of ...

AMoosen wrote:Stuff including logs

And? You were not an antag, gouged my eyes out, attacked me several times, spaced my holy book, sleep toxined me, and buckle cuffed me all for the fact I asked if I could get some augments.

I was the CE this round, the reason everyone was annoyed with you was because you spent half the round complaining over chat about not being able to get augmented(Despite not giving a single reason for why you wanted to be).


I didn't spend half the round, I asked at the very beginning can I go ...

Your byond account: Spiritual Sausage
Your character name: Nicholas Boyer
Their Character name: Chloe Wood
Server: Artyom
Log:
Nicholas Boyer has broken Chloe Woods's grip on Nicholas Boyer!
Chloe Woods has pushed Nicholas Boyer!
Nicholas Boyer yawns.
Nicholas Boyer has pushed Chloe Woods!
Nicholas ...

bandit wrote:OOC: Spiritual Sausage: I hit the guy five times
OOC: Spiritual Sausage: That didn't equal that
OOC: Bgobandit: On the forums you said you only kicked him once.
OOC: Spiritual Sausage: Who cares

And? He wasn't even close to dying, murder and actual proved crimes against the station count.

I was only there for the last part of the round, which is why I asked him to make this request rather than me handle it in game. I can say however that Sausage had I think five attacks in his logs from punching somebody. Everything else is him being tased and assaulted. I didn't know the context of ...

Mutiny? Attempted murder? I assume you're not stupid, you know very well what is up when cargo is wearing ablative vests and shooting officers and the captain, and what you're getting into when you join them. Especially during red alert. I authorized your execution based on the above, as well as a ...

There's no such fucking thing as an "arrest warrant," this isn't Paperwork Station 13 and there's no US Constitution. From what I was told you were arrested because (I assume) one of the detectives determined that you stole the EVA suit in maint. Maybe you just found it in maint or something, but ...

Then the warden fucked up - you're not supposed to give out security radio headsets to people who've been demoted and/or arrested, and the officer was entirely within his rights to confiscate it. I don't remember you mentioning this when I asked, though. You just said something to the effect of ...

I removed your security radio headset, which is standard procedure when someone is being demoted, especially from a high-clearance job like security. Standard headsets are available in the locker rooms and dorms, as well as station bounced radios. If you didn't get one of those (although you did ...

You stole items from me without a warrant, I told you were I found the items but you didn't listen to me, instead you still arrest me, and then you steal my shoes and my headset.

I had no prior arrest warrant before this and you did it anyways.

And then I'm talking to the Warden and you taser me ...

Spiritual Sausage
Jonathan Caldwell
Brody Mason
Douk
Sybil
Stole various items from me and beat me into crit with a seclite and locked me in a locker before the shuttle arrived.