/tg/Station 13

I expect Security to at least make an attempt to communicate with people they arrest, if not at the crime scene (because it's too dangerous or whatever), then at the brig. I expect them to be mildly literate, too. I don't feel these are hard expectations to meet.

Nothing pisses me off more than ...

Had a round today where I was King of Science.

I maxed out R&D in like 20 minutes, upgraded Cloning and Robotics fully, got Science its own chem dispenser and cloning setup, figured out Telesci, and was ready to start hunting down people to clone on suit sensors...when people start screaming the ...

Idk it seems like a poor way to filter newbies to science. Why not just make it more creative/interesting to research technology for upgrades so it's not as shit instead of worrying about newbie filters in the first place? Not even experienced players can be fucked to do science and upgrade ...

question, does psyentific actually play ss13? or does he do nothing but yell for bans at people on the forums for being helpful

you could griff before, you could make honks before, every time I see telesci manned it's used to teleport dead people to cloning and help the station, if you actually ...

secrets
cancer

The joke is that Telescience was never a "secret" and a guide to it has been up on the wiki since its inception and it's just been too fucking tedious to actually do until now. And spoilers, it will never fucking be "secret" no matter how much you scramble the code, just tedious ...