/tg/Station 13

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ASSISTANT NOW"
"Harris mcHarrison has grabbed Assi Stanes"
"Harris mcHarrison starts stabbing Assi Stanes with the "Sharp item" into the eyes"

So, we all know Assistants are useless and a problem. They have a few Main Problems:

1: Nobody wants them. Nobody.
2: You have ...