/tg/Station 13

Damn, Gaia nerf hurts a lot.

What volume do plasma tanks have?
What is the molar mass of plasma?

>be xenobiologist
>make light-pink and golden slimes
>spawn some spiders that are able to lay eggs
>miner comes with consciousness transfer potion and asks for spider
>sure you can have it what could POSSIBLY go wrong
>he runs away
>make another one sentient with potion and give him order to not ...

FantasticFwoosh wrote: Could be a xenobio ling, otherwise they should be spoken to via ahelp leading up to a ban if nessecary for ratting you out. Did you ahelp?

Nah, some ghost said that it's rule 4 and it's valid

>get changeling
>write in ling chat only "wow cool I'm geneticist-ling, free food and powers"
>research powers for ten minutes
>doctor and officer come, asking to open the door, what could possibly go wrong, I didn't do anythin to compromise myself yet, right?
>open the door for them
>get instantly ...