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by Melonmancer
Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:57 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2030
Views: 717810

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

>be me
>big janitor
>janitor around a while
>turns out there's a cult aboard
>security gets curb-stomped
>now there is a cult with guns aboard
>janitoring around when I get cornered in science by two absolute mad lads
>hide in the circuit lab, they follow
>slip one with a cleaning grenade, beat the ...
by Melonmancer
Tue Sep 11, 2018 1:42 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Organising Circuits
Replies: 0
Views: 849

Organising Circuits

An idea I just came up with whilst working with some circuitry;

What if the assembly detailer could be used to color the names of different components in the circuits UI? It would allow players to better organize more complicated assemblies via color coordination and help make understanding how ...
by Melonmancer
Fri Sep 07, 2018 1:01 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2030
Views: 717810

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

> be me
> circuit auti- ELITE SYNDICATE OPERATIVE
> buy the box for fun times
> get a desword and recall spell
> hide desword for later
> fuck around and swipe some secret files
> later
> shot by greyshirt, dragged to sec
> 'some nerd found your sword'
> get jailed
> chemist shows up, kills the det ...
by Melonmancer
Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:08 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: What Should the Emergency Bar Staff be Doing?
Replies: 41
Views: 8702

Re: What Should the Emergency Bar Staff be Doing?

Hey, I'm as much against bar staff taking action as you all are. Thanks for all the responses, though.
by Melonmancer
Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:09 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: What Should the Emergency Bar Staff be Doing?
Replies: 41
Views: 8702

What Should the Emergency Bar Staff be Doing?

After an incident earlier today involving the bar shuttle I have been wondering; how are the ghost role bar staff (consisting of a drone and lusty xenomorph maid) expected act towards antagonists, the situations they create on the shuttle, and the crew in general?

The drone itself, as far as I'm ...
by Melonmancer
Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:54 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2251
Views: 683326

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

People who ignore their job to powergame/validhunt, but still expect everyone else to be doing theirs.

People who never do their job, but still demand as much crap as possible to help them do it. Once had a sec officer spend around 30 minutes at RnD asking for a laser gun but wouldn't even tase a ...
by Melonmancer
Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:08 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Nightmare
Replies: 137
Views: 39574

Re: Nightmare

Sometimes this happens (Got nightmare from Pride's Mirror)
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You can't break your way out and you can't destroy the light, so you just slowly die.
by Melonmancer
Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:16 am
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] MrAlphonzo
Replies: 99
Views: 43358

Re: MrAlphonzo

Icky? In MY Oocy? 2/19