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Atlanta-Ned wrote:Please try to limit your contributions to factual information, *COUGH*CALZILLA*COUGH*

Boo

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Sweets wrote:Wow its almost like this is a thread for bad ideas!

Joke

Ur head

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Sweets wrote:Thats the joke. Pens are not instant heals. They heal per tick.
Might as well be
And lol at the banana staff. Not only do you have to find the ruin, it may have not even spawned.
Are you pretending to be retarded?

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FREE is my favourite buzzword in coding feedback threads, and ironically was used by the OP to refer to one of the only things in his post that costs points.
I think by free irremovable jetpacks he meant the Angel Wings.

But regardless it's funny this thread was started because he got cucked BY ...

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Remove flypeople from Bagil so each server has one bug race.

Add catpeople to Sybil, but not humans with cat ears and tails. Actual full on Khajhiits with digitgrade legs, wordfilters of me, myself and I to "This One", inability to wear eva suits that are not hardsuits due to talons, increased ...

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GOD DAMN IT I JUST DID NARSOUR STOP SAYING I DIDNT DAD

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Stickymayhem wrote:
oranges wrote:you'd think he would be more relaxed but he deleted my lewd titlescreen and I took it very hurtfully
Memes are fun and all but straight nsfw forced onto everyone's screen is a bit much even for me. I probably would have deleted it for other people's sake even before I went normiie

W-what was it?

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Also, to people who say mining is hard
LMAOingat ur life right now

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Ill close the thread if someone PRs a removal of holoparacites from mining because thats the worst offender in my opinion ... or someone removes vundle weights
Your fucking kidding right?

Holoparasites are fuckign awful. Usually you just get maimed horribly because your holopara eats all the ...

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calzilla's edits to the starter guide said osmething about sybil "being more robust" so take that with ag rain of salt I undid calzilla's edits to the start guide because it was fucking "sybil is more robust and has better players"

I'm hoping to work on the mapping guide and the starter guide if ...

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Ill close the thread if someone PRs a removal of holoparacites from mining because thats the worst offender in my opinion ... or someone removes vundle weights

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Atlanta-Ned wrote:2 points: Minor content additions, like adding an item to a list. Corrections of factually incorrect information. Image stuff. Mirroring changes from PRs on GitHub.

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I find it funny that in the next thread over people are autistically screeching about fucking water, but think it's a good idea to let non-antags to get high level antag gear. Also, this is a salt thread, not an ided thread. Mostly because miners are hilariously unrobust.

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Grazyn wrote:I can't understand why /tg/ of all servers bears such unbridled hate towards Lizardmen, a race that is a staple of every rpg setting since Warhammer Fantasy

If so, why dont we add gnolls :^)

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>inquis/ nar suit fireproof with no slowdown
Wrong only champion is.
>cult translator
Useful in what? 2 round types maybe?
> instaplasma fire
Lava is everywhere and there are easier ways to get this via chem
>modkits
Are broken, have to be printed in science
>cursed heart
Shit compared to medipens ...

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Can you add the mining loot update that I did almost RIGHT BEFORE YOU MADE THIS

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Where are all these things you list other than the knife and medipens? Tendrils?

I only ever get alien brains, cursed hearts and ships in a bottle. Because you know. It's RNG based.

Many threads about mining balance are like this. Someone will list every single item a miner can potentially get ...

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Deitus wrote:ITT entitled unrobust qm virgins cry about Chad miners

>Virgin QMs
>Chad miners
Lmao

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SpaceInaba wrote:you act like they come back on station with every single god tier chest drop which
1) no they don't
2) the drops are usually shit

ITT niggas who need tp go back to the 1st grade because they cant READ
Also, isnt the ayy brain being removed?

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ITT people who cant gitgud

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Yes its unweighted. Because look how much absolute trash and meh items (paradox bags, nar'sie suit, inferno grenade, soulstone, alien brain, cursed heart, sord, posessed blade, ship in a bottle, inquis hardsuit, book of babby, 4 modkits, jacobs ladder, diamond pick, immortality talisman, dark ...

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Sweets and bomb, you may be correct about the mega fauna (except the drake get that shit outta here) but the RNG isnt even weighted. You have an equal chance to get a katana(40 damage melee), holoparacite (wtf are you talking about it "kills you"), and wisp (thermals). Also, xenobio and botany are ...

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Can we kill liggers with human-esque names now?

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Yeah, maybe Im wrong. Because three rounds in a fucking row I cucked miners trying to kill me with their supah speshul gear (usually by taking their stuff and using it against them)

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Just shoot them and they die you huge pussy

Every miner murderboner I've ever seen has only been successful when the crew were fucking inept, nothing the miners have is anything so terrifying that the crew can't handle it.
True that. One of the reasons why I'm making this thread is because I got ...

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Ok, this is a bit of a salt thread, but come the fuck on.
What miners may have at any moment: (Red font if it's an antag item/ reskin antag item and not counting R&D items)
Instant heal injectors
40 brute undisarmable sword
X-ray+NVG
Free irremovable jetpacks (while in air but point still stands ...

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disable conversion during war. War makes you a spaceproof, more powerful golem with big energy discounts. Sure they might try and go on a murder spree on station but at least their numbers are not growing any bigger, sure you'll still have a lot of traps and walls and whatnot but at least when you ...

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DemonFiren wrote:if the comms guy doesn't have a voice changer he ought to

Christ you dont play this game dont you?

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Yeah, well, shuddup.

Here's the crew at the right size with no background you can slot in when you redo the text so my mock ups don't decide where you place them vertically:
https://i.imgur.com/yVlKMnC.png
If you want the characters repositioned or to sub any in/out, it'd be no big deal because ...

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MrStonedOne wrote:I agree with everybody here

At this point I'm mainly leaving it up so that somebody will fix it, because I also think the old one was kinda dated.

By dated you mean didnt have enough dirty fucking liggers and cats in it, right?

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CosmicScientist wrote:I miss the personality of the spacemen holding hands.

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RIP kevinz

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Theres sleeping carp broken, and then there's wrestling belt broken. Every round I've experienced where somebody had a wrestling belt was a shitty one
What about CQC?
>nuke op
>melee range
>fists

it's not as good as you'd think
But what about for regular ol tator tots
and what if I want to RP ...

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What about for ops?

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Togopal wrote:Theres sleeping carp broken, and then there's wrestling belt broken. Every round I've experienced where somebody had a wrestling belt was a shitty one

What about CQC?

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IKEA but for children's adult's toys?

This is making me think of lego, maybe more the electronics, though with a tenth of the durability and zero expansive creativity (not that I probably did really anything outside of the instructions when not with a pick and mix box that lacked instructions ...

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Dax Dupont wrote:What version of byond are you on, and what OS because I've not heard about this issue before

Win 8 (don't laugh) and I'm pretty sure the second newest version. I'll update and see if that fixes it

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oranges wrote:Why can't you interact with them

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/issues/33061

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Remove players. Boom, infinite round time

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First qbmax and qbopper now this, can we stop letting admins' alts come to power

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You guys are ok, dont come to the winter ball this year

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Glawk Fawty
Pistol that does similar damage as a sketchkin but has an alt fire that makes it rapid fire with a fuck large spread (somewhat more constrained if wearing a bandanna) and 30 round mag that doubles as a 13 force weapon. Has a very rare chance to turn into a minibomb with 2x the explosion ...

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So, the quick run down: everytime someone speaks while stunned I cant interact with them. You can see how detrimental this is with our current combat system. This bug has yet to be fixed and is a large deterrent to playing this game. This isthe only quick solution I can think of.

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Make it so you can table craft cam proj and grenades to make camo bombs that detonate when picked up

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I was once tc traded to have a random curse, whuch was funny because I was cought early into the round and was summarilly executed. But because arm is a goodmin he transfered the curse to who ever killed me, and to whom ever killed him, ect.

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So Trump called a bunch of African countries shitholes. In other news, Trump also said the sky is blue and the sun is made up of hydrogen and helium.

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Look at all these fags thinking the big ol needles are the worst things modern doctors can do to their patients

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PKPenguin321 wrote:crags
Fap em

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oranges wrote:it's not a democracy, it's never pretended to be one

So would you rather the people impeach you or hang you mr.president/my majesty

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If theres a will theres a way

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