/tg/Station 13

Yeah honestly it was pretty fucking griefy, thank you for the unban.

BYOND account: Moondromeda
Character name: Von Hoenheim
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: unknown.png
Time ban was placed: 2021-02-28 22:17:42.
Server you were playing on when banned: Bagil / Basil
Round ID in which ban was placed: 157329
Your side of the story: I blew ...

Wesoda is no longer welcome in the Lamp Hate club, please leave.

Hey guys, if you feel attraction to Lava Lamps, feel free to comment below! Thanks!

Centcomm believes in the death penalty, let's fulfil this policy with a show.

Farquaar wrote:

iloveusername wrote:Look, Hawaiian pizza is god tier, but you can't beat replacing tomato sauce with BBQ, then Chicken and Pineapple. That is the superior pizza. BBQ Chicken Pineapple masterrace.

You absolute madman. Where in the world could I purchase such a dish?

Dominoes will solve all your problems.

Look, Hawaiian pizza is god tier, but you can't beat replacing tomato sauce with BBQ, then Chicken and Pineapple. That is the superior pizza. BBQ Chicken Pineapple masterrace.

It can make me freeze and be silent by talking, never seen this before.

Jaredfogle wrote: most people are too in the moment to think about getting a fire extinguisher

Unfortunately this is a well known tactic by now, the robust players always go for the fire extinguisher in my experience. Chem gang needs to always stay one step ahead.

Nothing like using some Lexorin on a rag and smothering some poor fool.

Or a sticky gunpowder bottle can be fun. They can run but they'll still blow up.

I've gotta go with dropping a plasma cig under someone, then throwing a CLF3 bottle at them to light it, blowing them up instantly.

It's time to ban clothes all together. When everyone is naked, no one is naked.

RaveRadbury wrote:This is similar to being a slimeperson but with ventcrawl and monki

I thought monkies wearing things can't vent crawl?

You know those Monkey Smartifier Helmets or whatever they happen to be called? What if there were a remote control varient of that, where one would go on a human and the other on a monkey, and it allows the human to basically be the monkey while his body stays intact. Maybe it could be a traitor ...

Hey what if it also dealt brain damage, explained by the monkey taking half the brain or something

RaveRadbury wrote:If it's going to take half your mass why not also have it cut your max health by half as well?

Yes. Its time to nerf dwarfs, make em so they can't access consoles because they are so short.

You've got the Happiness reagent as an anti depressant, but some people are just too happy. Hit em with some depressants.

What if you injected someone with 50u of Monkey Powder, it'd take half their mass (making them a dwarf) but also spawn a monkey that's loyal to whoever it spawned out of. You could be monkey pals, it'd follow you and attack whoever attacked you. While we are at it, what if we let dwarfs vent crawl ...

Aight give moths a debuff to mood if they are more than 5 tiles away from a light, or in darkness. But also give them a mood buff while in proximity to a light. Give Lizardmen a mood debuff if they are in colder areas, and a mood buff if they are heated.

More than fair, thanks gamer

Aight we just went through an entire election since I've posted this.

BYOND account: Moondromeda
Character name: Talso Eddington

Ban type: Perma

Ban reason: Moondromeda, who plasmaflooded the station during rounds 149528, 149531, & 149550 on Sybil as a non-antagonist. Given these actions and their many recent notes and bans, it's become clear that they're here only ...

I imagine the human would be brain dead, much like the Humanized geneticist monkies. The rat can leave the hat and wander around, and while that happens the human will basically go SSD with an absent minded stare, maybe they'll snap out of it soon. If the rat were to take the hat off, the rat would ...

Title.

YOOOOOO Thank you

You could get some cloth, craft a rag, and dip the rag in a chemical of your choice. Come up to someone, aggressive grab and smuggle 'em with the rag. It would alert anyone who can see it, but it would prevent the victim saying anything that isn't mumbled while being smuggled. Honestly I don't think ...

Hey, I'm the chemist from the bombing botany situation. I believe it wasn't over escalation, the botanists bum rushed Chemistry round start and started bashing my windows with Oxygen tanks, most likely organized through metacomms. A doctor walked into chem, opening the door, and in came the ...

For all your space cleaning needs obviously, and not for me to abuse chemistry in any way, shape, or form.

Both of these are brilliant

Given enough failed flips, possibly crit worthy. Throw in some clapping with it too. A little spinning cant hurt.

There goes my woes

Do you know how absolutely annoying it is to try and do things with a window constantly closing in the way? Botany comes to the window, asks for 3 bottles of saltpetre and 3 bottles of unstable mutagen, and how about a little mindbreaker to lighten the mood for their shift. They open their side of ...

“Daddy?” the spessman twitched uncomfortably.

The Admin shivered, uncontrollably, no matter how many times his follower says it, being called ‘Daddy’ never gets old. “Yes little assistant?”

“I-I still have the racism butt plug in, l-like you asked.”

The Admin smiled at the assistant. “Good boy ...