/tg/Station 13

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oranges wrote:

Dear god that's a masterpiece

Also, Dicks on chicks is not right. It threatens your fucking manhood if the bitch you fuck wants you to suck. Wholly unnatural beasts from hell is what I say! Interlopers!

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I would sort of like a car to get around in and not have to use my 400$ bicycle to get places.
Maybe some cheap ass car. I am an engineer in the first place and what good is knowing how to fix ship engines and not be able to build Paddock Bombs for all the neighbors?

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Let's see, What would be the hardest thing to code I can think of.

A cloaking device that sends signalling charges and plants nav beacons to random bots around the station while using itself in the process and teleporting onto Sybil. Simultaneously doing its own stethoscope safe cracking system and ...

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I currently wear a nice pair of Merrel Phoenix hiking shoes in size 13.
I really don't get the hubub about shoes.

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Wyzack wrote:Wait the first one or the last one?

First one.

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You know what that stands for right?

suuurreeeeeee..
No i Don't
I don't really care either
I didn't bother looking it up.
Its probably something military related but then again
see line 3.

But using my nearly non existent intellgience I'm going to assume its Coast Guard or something
maybe ...

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I don't see any ovens what the fuck kind of oven has curtains and a mattress
I just looked at it, thought it was a kitchen at first glace
and just scrolled passed assuming it was a shitpost.
And I also assumed the curtains were some eccentric decor or something.

Only now do I realize its a CCG ...

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ThanatosRa wrote:what are you, RCN?

Close but no cigar

CCG

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Just finished reading Gunslinger: The Dark Tower by Stephen King.

Hot damn that is a good book

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Arsenic the destroyer, Burner of children and scorcher of faces. Grand Lord of the 666 Mafia of the Seventh Ring of hell, Duke of Madness and blood.

Kick a wall with a toothpick underneath your toenail.

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Lots of refreshing space

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Varnes Mironov

Jean LeBlanc

Farely Brooks

Antag

Nuclear Operatives

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Thanks

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John_Oxford wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:As German I'd have to build my own and the only thing I can design with any confidence is some kind of rocket launcher because that's literally just a tube with electric ignition inside.

Sweet jesus.
That's fuckin great

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Byond account and character name: Varnesy, Varnes Mironov

Banning Admin:Unknown

Ban Type (What are you banned from?): Head Roles and Captain

Ban Reason and Length: I suicided as captain without telling ahelping first, Length unknown

Time ban was placed: Yesterday night,AST, Unknown

Your side of ...

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(F) DEAD: Ward Robertson says, "We need more sluts"

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:Error: (Bypassing SYSTEM.92)...
Password(____ _____)
Mull River
:System Admin Request:...(Accepted)
Accessing employee files.
Accessing #2100-2110
#2100
#2101
#2103
#2104
#2105
#2106
:Name.Varnes-Callaghan-Mironov
:Age.Twenty-Six
:Birthdate.October-Twenty-fifth
:Birthplace.New-Minsk,Euphrates-VII ...

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An0n3 wrote:>posting the clash in 2016

no just you

>His music doesn't have a cult following.
No
YOU MOVE

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Living in New York makes me want to jump through all of the worst anti-gun legislation in this entire country so I could buy one just to press it against the roof of my mouth and end my suffering.

New York is the worst state in the union because of long island and I wish we could just saw that ...

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I live in Canada I have always wanted to get my restricted guns license. I want a smallish caliber revolver and a nice flintlock or match lock. Probably a replica so i dont have to pay out the ass for it

Flintlocks are expensive out the ass around here simply because of the cost of black powder ...

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I haven't bought anything here because I don't want to own a commifornia castrated gun
I've shot and been hunting before, but I don't own anything right now

Dudebro move over a state to Nevada and buy something. California is literally the second or third worst state to own guns in. It's worse ...

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Is everyone here a fuckhueg fagot or what?

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iamgoofball wrote:he probably killed someone with it dude

Nope, Actually knew the guy that I was buying it from. If he had killed somebody that would surprise me. Considering he's a 96 year old WW2 Vet.

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wooden AK-type rifles are s e x y and I am envious of that VZ. How much did that run you?

1,000 Canadian dollaredooes if counting the stock getting refinished and having to buy a new bolt carrier and forend. I thought it was quite a steal though because the original owner was really anxious to ...

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ShadowDimentio wrote:No guns allowed Muslims are the only ones allowed to have guns you feel me

"no"

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Wyzack wrote:Fuck no. I wish. I want one

There's a weapons thread I made in off topic if you want to converse more about the subject

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Wyzack wrote:REMIND YOURSELF

Spoiler:
THAT OVERCONFIDENCE IS THE SLOW, AND INSIDIOUS KILLER

This is my costume minus black hair dye and boots. Bonus cat going supernova in the background

I hope to god that isn't a real flintlock

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This thread has been long overdue. Everyone must have some sort of gun sense if you've played SS13.

I own.
Remington 7600 30.06
Winchester 9410 4.10 bore
AIA M10 7.62x39mm
Beretta 86 .380
VZ.58 7.62x39mm
FN FNX 45.
Ex-Dragoon Mosin Carbine 7.62x54mmR

Posting VZ. so shitters don't get uppity
http ...

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Nevermind i'm a nigger

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How the fuck do you post photos tho

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I've got more!

People who literally cannot spell when they are playing.
Grunts who assume that the Heads are supposed to do all the work
People who decide to construct their fine autism fort in the middle of a cramped hallway.
Engineers who can't set up the engine and spend the entire shift cutting ...

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Generally loves this server and goes out of his way to play smashing Eurobeat every time I ask for it. Lovely man, But a bit overdosed on the Admin Events.

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Might want to add that empty 38. speedloaders can be refunded at the lathe for full amount a loaded one can. Which means that empty ones put in equals full ones come out.

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When fools playing sec leave their lockers unlocked and get pissed when some poundsand assistant has stunbatons and flashbangs.
When two players become a pair and one just drags around the other not doing their jobs and jawing all shift.
When MOTHERFUCKERS presume the AI is rogue because it's tied ...

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Also, Add snakes. We need snakes. and why not add lever action weapons that very rare but very powerful. There should be a 1887 in the Ruskie DJ station, Or an 1895 on the derelict or some place on lavaland. Maybe have the same code as cutting off the barrel of the bartenders shotgun. Shortening the ...

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When there's syndies spawning everywhere and killing everything admins should honestly ban officers who attempt to stop people arming themselves at that point because that's super shit. Fuck the rules.

Honestly stealing from a store and buying from a store are two very different things. Yes ...

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I'm suggesting ID implants either for purchase in the uplink or just another cool thing R&D can make.It seems like we are missing a lot of cooler implants for a 700 year time shift.

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In my opinion which is totally unbiased thanks to me not being fond of both of these players.
Bee is in the right here, There is a security precedent specifically stating that lethal force CAN be used on intruders entering, Leaving, Or stealing the armoury.
On the other hand Saeg only has moral ...

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Rogue stickyban again.
Fucked over for Ban Evaision

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Danke mein camarade!

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Unbanned then immediately banned again for ban evasion.
Holy shit i'm not even kidding

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Alright it now says that I was banned for griefing that i never did 10 days ago.
Still access denied.

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Well do you know how to fix it?

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I know.

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So when an end round death squad was deployed to exterminate the escape shuttle i was part of it.
Basically it was mayhem when the doors opened and i missed two shots trying to kill the HoP and accidentally hit my squadmate killing him.
I realized my grave mistake but kept on going until the round ...

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