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Malkevin wrote:Did you remember to turn the filter on?

Yes, damnit.

Maybe not the simplest question, but fuck making a whole topic for this shit.

http://i.imgur.com/nELGf67.png
That's my plasmeme room atmos setup, and I'm not sure if it's actually properly reventing plasma.
The pipes running south from the filter never have any plasma in them, although the ...

I honestly didn't expect any serious answers at all, I'm rather glad!

What exactly do you want to know? There's a lot of parts.
Basically, how the atmospherics variables (temperature, pressure, composition etc.) of a turf change based on the turfs in its neighborhood.

Blogpost time: to motivate ...

Or LINDA, as it were, please.

I am too lazy to learn DM and trace the procedures myself, so anyone who does explain it I will be very grateful toward.

Gas pumps (and perhaps other binary devices) ought to be reversible. That is, their direction could simply be toggled from north to south OR east to west with a UI button.
It would allow, as an example, the air tanks scattered throughout maintenance to be used as "air capacitors" without having to ...

A little bit of autismforting and it turns out that, no, you cannot use pipes to create a refrigerator.
Who's gonna code actual adiabatic devices, huh?

SS13 used to feel the gap, but it's starting to lose its appeal for this purpose.
I'm looking for something to keep in the background I can be marginally social in so I can focus on (trying to find) hobbies without the crushing feeling of loneliness distracting me.
Anything like this?

Thank you very much!

Byond account and character name: Cavoglave as P.I.D. Controller

Banning admin: Saegrimr

Ban type (What are you banned from?): "Syndicate" (i.e. every and all antag types)

Ban reason and length: 1-week ban for committing suicide as a malfunctioning AI

Time ban was placed (including time ...

I see that an algorithm for the strength of an explosion exists as ignite() in bomb.dm, but the comments in that file explicitly state that the proc is only valid for single-tank bombs.
However, in the code for the tank transfer valve, no equivalent explosion function exists; all that seems to ...

Siphons-the-Farts, atmos tech represent!

PANDEMIC vaccines should have a chance to give the injectee space autism.

this is super game breaking at it's finest be careful of this super useful and abusive power
you can combine a wire and a coin to get a coin with a wire attached to it, thus allowing you to have chance to keep your coin after using it to buy shit

protip: it never fucking works and still gets ...

The chameleon jumpsuit doesn't need to be EMP'd to get that groovy rave effect, just set the dial to "psychedelic" and you're good forever.

Game changing because I traded a psychedelic suit in for all access once, and I plan on staging a huge rave party the next time I get tater or DA.

*le me stands next in line*

In a monkey round:
Dario Chopman [145.9] says, "ANYONE FEELING LIKE THEY ARE AFRAID OF JOB APPLICATIONS AND WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME TO MEDICAL"

Minebots should follow verbal commands a la the slimes.

...Do any of the coders even look at these?

Neerti wrote:That seems contrary to the mentality that any door could be shocked because all AIs are rogue and evil, just waiting to go delta.

It's at least consistent with the mentality that security officers are bigoted and that other assistants would do anything they can to take them from you.

If you're an assistant or any other non-engineer that has insulated gloves, it's a good idea to keep them in your pocket until you actually need to use them.

The scripts do not work because of the 'function inside a parameter' error.
Example:
broadcast ( replace ( "I AM ROGUE", "ROGUE" , "HELP" ) );
This would throw an error, as the replace() function is inside broadcast(). To fix it, simply set the output of the functions to a variable, then use it ...

From the other thread:
Four seconds is the most efficient duration to use as Geneticist.

Proof: http://repl.it/R9v/3