/tg/Station 13

Kassori

Can you get your torso augmented, start a body cavity implant, shove a smugglers bag or something in your chest and leave the surgery unfinished to have a really, really gross way to store something?

Kassori

beating me with a rolling-pin won't un-eat your hat

Kassori

Massive overuse of pushing buttons. I watched this admin spawn multiple deathsquads, spawn in multiple pulse destroyers when a sentient lavaland mob they ported onto station started murderboning, then watched them hit an escape pod with a missile in transit, all in a 3 day timespan, and I've only ...

Kassori

It's way funnier to be a total greenhorn who has no idea what they're doing. Tell your medic you don't know what the pills do, so you ate them all.

Kassori

the focus seems to be heavily on crafting personas rather than telling tales or building worlds

This is a symptom of the game format, it's a whole lot harder to tell a story when you have limited control over the events of the round and the stories are usually limited exclusively to that ...

Kassori

I don't think that makes a whole lot of sense for the Roleplay Server.

Kassori

I don't appreciate you just drop-podding me to central command over an obviously joking IC squabble.
As the warden, to an assistant taxi-ing into the brig. During revs. My actual job.

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Ignore me

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Nettles

- Appearance: Green moth of the typical forest variety, his clothes appear chewed, his eyes shifty
- Occupation: Botanist
- Talks like a dumb, California stoner, smells like cannabis
- Attracts the ire of the chef for not actually doing their job
- Fear Response: Attempt to fight, but he's ...

Kassori

magboots should work if there's metal hull plating under your feet, because magnets.

Kassori

The issue with progtot in its very nature is that it incentivizes the lowest common denominator to interact with the station and it's crew as little as fucking possible so you can plow through low-risk bullshit in a laundry list. Contractor kind of worked because you had to opt in and actually ...

Kassori

The issue with progtot in its very nature is that it incentivizes the lowest common denominator to interact with the station and it's crew as little as fucking possible so you can plow through low-risk bullshit in a laundry list. Contractor kind of worked because you had to opt in and actually had ...

Kassori

They're pretty great and all and it's genuinely a pleasure to have them around but I've had Bones stuck in my head for the last 3 days.

Kassori

I thoroughly enjoy their willingness to press buttons and inject something silly into the round, even if I don't understand Yakuza or the ponies.

edit: he turned me into rainbow dash. smh

Kassori

I wish other servers got to have admins of this quality.
I've genuinely wracked my my brain for a time they've not been excellent in all my interactions and I can't think of one. 10/10

Kassori

I'm hesitant to ahelp the prep, save the most egregious ones, because it holds the entire server hostage for the duration of that ticket, made right as the round should be ending.
I would think the more significant matter is that a lot of EORG prep is conveniently ready for a significant portion of ...

Kassori

Dorkus Hore is no sillier than Zaphod Beeblebrox or Zapp Brannigan, sounds like something Charles Dickens would name a character.

Kassori

I would check the newscaster for vending machines to restock for a hundred credits, if I was the janitor, that'd be pretty good

Kassori

I died to a blob and during the chaos, I was left to sit for a while until an atmos tech grabs my rotten corpse, dragging it into the depths of maint. After sleeping through the shadow hands because of my noct resp virus, I woke up in atmos, to be let out by the heretic that had just sacrificed me ...

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It feels like a bad feedback loop right now. Low pop means one of the few traitors can easily clear out the low effort objectives pretty uncontested and become way too much for a round to handle with 60 tc against like, 20 pop and 2 secoffs. I think we might need a TC cap or TC payouts should scale ...

Kassori

You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up

Kassori

Thank you, both.

Kassori

BYOND account: Kassori
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Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Requested permanent ban. Feel free to appeal this at anytime to get it lifted. Enjoy the break.
Time ban was placed: 2021-06-20 23:03:17
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Kassori

Yeah, stay the fuck away from benzos.
Just had to bury one of the kindest souls I ever met because of that shit

Kassori

avoid talking to anyone, run around wordlessly collecting the most powerful items in the game so if anyone tries to kill you you can easily kill them.

realise you're doing this over and over again for no real gain or benefit.

Become burn out, cynical and bitter, stop playing, start forum posting ...

Kassori

Farquaar wrote:
Kassori wrote:part-time coyote GF.

me too

Kassori

See, this is why I grow cocaine and have a part-time coyote GF.

Kassori

Weak, the strong drones repopulate the derelict.

Kassori

Spears should have an extra tile of range, since that's what a spear is for.

Kassori

This is outrageous. I draw ths line in the sand at gratuitous violence, terrorism, larceny, transmutation and plausibly deniable "negligence".

Kassori

double ended stun batons, they're just a regular baton, but you do desword spins while using it.

Kassori

Wait, I thought I saw MSO post on digg on another account a few weeks ago. Is MSO a STONKY BAN EVADER?!
Or does he have like, copycats or something?

Kassori

Tried to put 3 scrubbers in toxins, "smart pipes" did not link

Kassori

Very patient babysitter

Kassori

Oh boy, RNG virus that blows your head up one in 5 rounds because it activates your dormant DNA! Note, thats about how often you get the dormant DNA for HARs, which means a random bullshit virus that activates DNA traits spawnscontently.

Like how does this differ from the design philosophy that ...

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More like
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Kassori

Windows don't respawn near instantly. Heck, they don't respawn at all. The "chef spent money to do it" argument is silly when you're suggesting the chef valid someone over 40 credits. Anyone think maybe making the robots less annoying would help?

Kassori

The thought of getting bwoinked for smashing one of an army of constantly spawning Annoy-o-Trons after yet another chef ignoring the actual players is laughable.

Kassori

Is the Too Many Cooks thing a station trait? 7 cooks is rediculous. I would like to mention that traitors are locked into their starting role for role-restricted items. Solution is to disable cook embrace the madness

Kassori

Who is bonking you for stealing a stun baton from an NPC, literally ruining nobody's day, until you decide to break an actual rule, because I want to put them in the stocks and throw tomato.

Kassori

Sorry for not being clear, I support them on the station as they are now, being victorious against a miner shouldn't be a punishment. If a change was to be made, at most, limit them to the same murder one limitations most other antags have.

This is also a policy argument, and how it relates to MRP ...

Kassori

The can also use Jacob's Ladder, that's how you get broodmothers ladder camping with explosive babies

Its hard to tell the difference between a victorious lavaland mob and one that has been slaved by a miner

If a change was made, maybe just don't let them bone, let them kill aggressors.

Kassori

"I'll uh, grab my things, I suppose"
The detective, spooked by what he had seen, wanders back to his office. As he enters, he pulls a cigar from the box sitting at his desk. He takes a seat in his chair, strangely well-worn for a new station. He pulls off his hat and reaches inside, feeling around ...

Kassori

Has more patience than my babysitter when I was 12. What a saint.

Kassori

Yeah, its clear when people have SWAT armor and Mosins 20 minutes in, but cargo techs outside the vault with reflector vests when pirates get called 15 minutes later seems pretty reasonable, until you're the pirate.

Kassori

Can I get an idea of what mass-ordering is? Arming the 3 or 4 people in cargo takes like, 2 crates.

Kassori

Social Anxiety is really under weighted at the moment, you get blocked from speech constantly around other people, that includes when you're being stunned, cuffed, hypnotized in maint.

Kassori

Not lately. Someone dropped a hard R and I mocked them, got bwoinked for it, smh. Sick of these racist apologists.

Kassori

Crying while searching through Jackie's garage...

am full netrunner build, will repsec to shock crit build soon, but contagion spread and popping cheap overheats and charges is fun for now

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