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by stan_albatross
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:52 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Do you like tgstation?
Replies: 65
Views: 20696

Re: Do you like tgstation?

Stickymayhem wrote:
Rounds usually last for an hour or so
doubt
by stan_albatross
Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:41 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: i've played my first round on bagil in 4 months
Replies: 34
Views: 10390

Re: i've played my first round on bagil in 4 months

Tlaltecuhtli wrote:chemist is the weakest class lol how do u die to it just wear bee suit
RIP lexorin syringes being the premium one-hit kill mechanism against everything but engineers and ops, and something like 90u of it being easily available within one or two minutes of roundstart as chemist
by stan_albatross
Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:15 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: my wedding with another admin is soon
Replies: 43
Views: 11622

Re: my wedding with another admin is tomorrow

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by stan_albatross
Wed Dec 23, 2020 10:08 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Is breaking into bolted dorms rooms to check for antags legal.
Replies: 104
Views: 26177

Re: Is breaking into bolted dorms rooms to check for antags legal.

Cobby wrote:its the closest thing we have to an IC way of going AFK that isn't just go braindead.
just go to a locker
by stan_albatross
Fri Dec 18, 2020 3:18 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: (State of ManFail) Why the fuck are obvious antag wizards considered human?
Replies: 7
Views: 2363

Re: (State of ManFail) Why the fuck are obvious antag wizards considered human?

If they are a human wizard they are human
But if they change species with the mirror or anything else they are no longer human

End of
by stan_albatross
Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:51 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Traitor lite
Replies: 14
Views: 3576

Re: Traitor lite

My idea is what if we added a more minor form of traitor where basically the goal is to be as much of a dickhead in your job as possible without killing people.
This succinctly describes how a fair amount of the playerbase already behaves.

and if you are playing on certain servers it describes ...
by stan_albatross
Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:06 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Loaded Boxing Gloves, extendo hands and improvised punch daggers
Replies: 6
Views: 2373

Re: Loaded Boxing Gloves, extendo hands and improvised punch daggers

how about we also add a new item like this, you can craft it with wirecutters, boxing gloves, and a cell, it could shock people like a stunbaton but increase the charge you take from shocks, and drain the cell charge pretty heavily, we could call it something like stungloves?
by stan_albatross
Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:57 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Are uranium golem valid?
Replies: 25
Views: 6267

Re: Are uranium golem valid?

the xenobiologist who made the griefgolems should be valid
by stan_albatross
Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:24 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Re-Work of the Portable Chemical Mixer
Replies: 10
Views: 2403

Re: Re-Work of the Portable Chemical Mixer

it goes against where we want chems to go, which is not to come out of magic machines but actually be produced/stored and brought in from the outside world or converted from materials
Agreeing with orange man.

Just walking around with a magic pot of "yep I can just summon heal chem I want ...
by stan_albatross
Tue Dec 08, 2020 9:04 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: jannies have to clean the nsfw from art gallery
Replies: 50
Views: 11215

Re: jannies have to clean the nsfw from art gallery

cybersaber101 wrote:It's just a painting, chill.
8. Erotic/creepy stuff (for example the shit in the library painting gallery) is not allowed.
No form of erotic roleplay is allowed on the servers, including things that could be construed as sexual by unwilling participants.
by stan_albatross
Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:49 am
Forum: Spriting and Mapping
Topic: Kilo Station
Replies: 173
Views: 130391

Re: Kilo Station

My main problem with kilo (as well as with delta station to extent) is just the massive overuse of potted plants. Just from those small screenshots of the head of staff offices there is a potted plant in every single one except the lower HOP's office.

Turns out I just didn't see the plant there ...
by stan_albatross
Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:38 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: [Poll] Do you like current deltastation SM emitter room?
Replies: 8
Views: 2671

Re: [Poll] Do you like current deltastation SM emitter room?

I strongly dislike dumb chores like this. Also it makes it very obnoxious to add more emitters without rearranging EVERYTHING
by stan_albatross
Thu Nov 26, 2020 7:25 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Genetics rework ideas
Replies: 27
Views: 9183

Re: Genetics rework ideas

I think the biggest issue with genetics is that it has become too repetetive. It's simply not interesting to sit still for 20-30 and get some static power (literally only ever hulk or tk) that lets you then fuck around with people.



As if this wasn't already a thing with xenobio, virology, r&d ...
by stan_albatross
Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:24 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Genetics rework ideas
Replies: 27
Views: 9183

Re: Genetics rework ideas

more mutations so it takes longer for genetics to speedrun them all

maybe having to use something to make mutators, like chemicals or materials. Cost increases depending on instability. (bonus points if we get genetecists to do ghettochem to get the stuff they need for this).

mutators/activators ...
by stan_albatross
Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:46 pm
Forum: Spriting and Mapping
Topic: Kilo Station
Replies: 173
Views: 130391

Re: Kilo Station

all of kilos "soul" came from funny decals and funny maint mobs

you know what map really had soul? box (and donut)

nuff said
by stan_albatross
Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:41 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Borged Antags - Still Antagonists or Slaves to the system
Replies: 37
Views: 10783

Re: Borged Antags - Still Antagonists or Slaves to the system

what if....... antag borgs himselfs willingly to then stealthly cause a catfag genocide with ai powers?
You probably wouldn't slave yourself to the AI, and you would probably just set your own laws beforehand (actually unsure if you can do that to a borg? I know you can do it to an AI core and ...
by stan_albatross
Mon Nov 23, 2020 3:05 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: [MRP] Punt public genetic consoles into the sun
Replies: 51
Views: 14025

Re: [MRP] Punt public genetic consoles into the sun

cant the antag delete the superpowers from console? or roleplay as a luddite and say superpowers are against human nature and delete them yourself?

There are these things called data disks and you can save all superpowers to them for easy backups, crazy I know.

In regards to the guy who was ...
by stan_albatross
Thu Nov 19, 2020 9:49 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Remove Blood Brothers
Replies: 42
Views: 9844

Re: Remove Blood Brothers

BBs were good when they could powergame more with the typically large arsenal of weaponry available to them such as chems botany xenobio etc (when it was accepted that non antags playing these roles would not go off and make weapons etc)

As the potential of those jobs for killing has decreased due ...
by stan_albatross
Thu Nov 19, 2020 2:11 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?
Replies: 22
Views: 7133

Re: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?

cacogen wrote:Ask them to make medicine and they just disappear
Ironically it takes less time to make a bunch of toxins than some actually helpful medicines. Maybe this is why non antag chemists are massive validhunters
by stan_albatross
Wed Nov 18, 2020 8:09 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?
Replies: 22
Views: 7133

Re: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?



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The giveaway here would be the lack of sound for the second prick, right?

Yeah, but most people aren't observant enough to notice it. If you spam them all then the sounds overlay and you hear what sounds like multiple hypo pricks, which coincides with the pricks you see in the text box.
by stan_albatross
Wed Nov 18, 2020 7:08 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?
Replies: 22
Views: 7133

Re: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?

You feel a tiny prick.

Just stack 9 poisons in it and end up doing like 10 damage per tick
Except they all get removed immediately by the liver when you have such small quantities.
"you feel a tiny prick" probably implies from the sleepypen, which injects its full 45u storage instantly. 45u ...
by stan_albatross
Wed Nov 18, 2020 5:05 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?
Replies: 22
Views: 7133

Re: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?

You feel a tiny prick.

Just stack 9 poisons in it and end up doing like 10 damage per tick
Except they all get removed immediately by the liver when you have such small quantities.
"you feel a tiny prick" probably implies from the sleepypen, which injects its full 45u storage instantly. 45u ...
by stan_albatross
Wed Nov 18, 2020 4:59 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Yeet Nicknames From Existence
Replies: 20
Views: 5580

Re: Yeet Nicknames From Existence

Limit them to 1 or 2 words, no allcaps, no memes, no ooc stuff, and janny up the rest

Simple

Also I saw someone with "slut" as their nickname and it made me strongly reconsider ever playing on Terry again
by stan_albatross
Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:16 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: give us back our paychecks
Replies: 123
Views: 36504

Re: give us back our paychecks

The gimmick of doing fetch quests to make money will wear off fast and when making money isn't fun why bother with anything but stealing off people who do do the fetch quests to make money or is that "excelling at breadwinner rp"?

I've been stealing money from people since economy was added. Not ...
by stan_albatross
Mon Nov 16, 2020 6:59 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?
Replies: 22
Views: 7133

Re: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?

You feel a tiny prick.

Just stack 9 poisons in it and end up doing like 10 damage per tick
by stan_albatross
Fri Nov 13, 2020 8:54 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Remote Controlled Monkies.
Replies: 9
Views: 2447

Re: Remote Controlled Monkies.

This would make canbombing viable and canbombing should really not be viable
by stan_albatross
Sat Nov 07, 2020 8:42 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chemist hate thread
Replies: 25
Views: 7768

Re: Chemist hate thread

Right, after some work I've perfected a design for the ultimate brute healing patch.

Libital - 3 brute/tick - 8u (for 5chem setup)
Granibitaluri - 0.5 brute/tick (decreases by .1/tick for every 10 brute a person has, and at 50 brute heals nothing) - usually excluded
Probital* - 2.25 brute/tick ...
by stan_albatross
Sat Nov 07, 2020 3:47 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: beaned from discord
Replies: 10
Views: 3207

Re: beaned from discord

NecromancerAnne wrote:Oh nice their last posts on the discord was accusing various admins of being pedophiles, classy.
Common theme between servers I see
by stan_albatross
Thu Nov 05, 2020 9:43 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Invisible clothes
Replies: 22
Views: 6226

Re: Invisible clothes

this isnt an ERP server
It's functionally no different from not wearing any clothes. You would still have under wear on.

It's would provide an effective contrast to the clowns gaudish Honk mother robes with a truly minimalist approach that thematically fits with the mimes other unique traits.

I ...
by stan_albatross
Thu Nov 05, 2020 5:46 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: send me your best SS13 screenshots without context
Replies: 223
Views: 82921

Re: send me your best SS13 screenshots without context

Since people are doing other servers I'll put a few.
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by stan_albatross
Thu Nov 05, 2020 5:31 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chemist hate thread
Replies: 25
Views: 7768

Re: Chemist hate thread

Yeah sounds complicated I think I'll just stick to not knowing chemistry until there's an easy way in

Well, if you just want the entry level basics, I'll give you a line to follow. It's not stellar but it'll give you an easy eficent line.

Here's some basic lines, broken down to base components ...
by stan_albatross
Sun Nov 01, 2020 2:16 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: [MRP] Security Ten-Codes
Replies: 113
Views: 31129

Re: [MRP] Security Ten-Codes

cacogen wrote:If you don't put on the helmet and armour vest while playing security can you really call yourself robust
yeah because I use the coat
by stan_albatross
Sun Oct 25, 2020 12:18 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chemist hate thread
Replies: 25
Views: 7768

Re: Chemist hate thread

Jaredfogle wrote:why are you using purging chems instead of potassium and water
For single pills/patches that can do it all
by stan_albatross
Sat Oct 24, 2020 9:42 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chemist hate thread
Replies: 25
Views: 7768

Re: Chemist hate thread

like LSO, AOO, MIO, SP. If you don't know what those acronyms are you are part of the problem.

Sorry but can you tell me what are those acronyms?

libital salicylic acid omnizine (+ granabitaluri + synthflesh)

aiuri oxandronalone omnizine (+ granabitaluri + synthflesh)

Mannitol Inacausiate ...
by stan_albatross
Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:14 pm
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] DoctorBrutality
Replies: 45
Views: 21180

Re: DoctorBrutality

A rather long time ago he decided to admin announce to kill my character's IC name. After I was killed, he gave me a wizard spawn which was pretty nice

Other than that, a nice man and generally good, understanding etc
by stan_albatross
Sun Oct 18, 2020 10:43 pm
Forum: Site, Forums, And Wiki
Topic: Announcing a new rule against bigotry
Replies: 69
Views: 36418

Re: Announcing a new rule against bigotry

oranges wrote:okay stan "gas" albatross
where are you getting this "gas" from

hexane???

Phoron?
by stan_albatross
Sun Oct 18, 2020 6:11 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chemist hate thread
Replies: 25
Views: 7768

Re: Chemist hate thread

Iron's useful for blood replacement outside of medbay

I want to make stacked injectors because current "lol salcid very good injector yes" just doesn't cut it

I also know the clicking multiple times thing with white medkits, they are still slow
by stan_albatross
Sun Oct 18, 2020 1:39 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chemist hate thread
Replies: 25
Views: 7768

Re: Chemist hate thread

fuck you bingus
dumba sss cat

Sir the discord is one door down

- Omnizine is an external resource, it's found in hot donkpockets which arne't that hard to find, but still an external resource, and since chem dispensers now don't have silver either, now pentetic and formol (For preservation ...
by stan_albatross
Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:16 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chemist hate thread
Replies: 25
Views: 7768

Re: Chemist hate thread

i mostly play med doctor with an actual intent to heal people and i didnt know some of this

maybe part of the issue is just players not knowing things rather than all being terrible

Stacked chems are something every player has to "get their head around" in their own way, but the most common ...
by stan_albatross
Sun Oct 18, 2020 1:36 am
Forum: Site, Forums, And Wiki
Topic: Announcing a new rule against bigotry
Replies: 69
Views: 36418

Re: Announcing a new rule against bigotry

oranges wrote:A) shut the fuck up

B) I genuinely didn't see stan albatross (stupid name btw) post
Thank you "optimumtact"

Also it was being quoted how could you not see it
by stan_albatross
Sun Oct 18, 2020 1:27 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chemist hate thread
Replies: 25
Views: 7768

Chemist hate thread

Antag or not, I absolutely despise about 90% of chemist players.

Standard chemists checklist of what they believe to be "useful" for medbay (when they aren't just making le funny nades as non antag) :
- spending 30 minutes on a factory for shitty salcid/oxa pills that nobody will remove their gas ...
by stan_albatross
Tue Oct 13, 2020 9:53 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Has /tg/ added anything new yet since august
Replies: 29
Views: 7118

Re: Has /tg/ added anything new yet since august

theres this new gamemode called tgmc where you play as either a marine or xenomorph to kill the other faction and/or complete objectives, its fun you can try it here byond://tgmc.tgstation13.org:5337 :)

If you want to experience infections in their true horrific glory then play it

also dont play ...
by stan_albatross
Thu Oct 01, 2020 6:10 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: On Revs and Reinforcing
Replies: 9
Views: 3359

Re: On Revs and Reinforcing

Airlocks should have their wires randomized based on the area they are in and high risk airlocks such as armory, captain, and SM airlocks should have extra reinforcement.

Finding the test wire is really easy, so doing this would add a much wanted tiding delay. Delay (not prevention) is key.

didn ...
by stan_albatross
Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:52 am
Forum: Site, Forums, And Wiki
Topic: Announcing a new rule against bigotry
Replies: 69
Views: 36418

Re: Announcing a new rule against bigotry

And I was just about to appeal my retarded transphobia note as well
by stan_albatross
Sun Aug 16, 2020 9:45 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: send me your best SS13 screenshots without context
Replies: 223
Views: 82921

Re: send me your best SS13 screenshots without context

"what could have happened here"
"what could have happened here"
What did the AI mean by this?
What did the AI mean by this?
by stan_albatross
Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:31 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: [Terry] Let's define "powergaming"
Replies: 22
Views: 5376

Re: [Terry] Let's define "powergaming"

Xenobio is not powergame because it needs to be actually powerful to powergame it. Not shitty ass oil slime cores or simplemob memes that can take 30+ minutes to do (75% of a terry round), or purple crossbreeds that are just miner pens+ (which take a ton of time to make unlike the one press meme pen ...
by stan_albatross
Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:04 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: miner nerf #072095279
Replies: 54
Views: 14392

Re: miner nerf #072095279

The main thing this PR seems to be nerfing is on station miner murderbones, as miner can use the pens to heal very easily. It does not nerf medical much (since MDs can just buy atropine pens and they almost all will be from now on for the all-damage medibot medkit), to be honest the "problem" of ...
by stan_albatross
Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:47 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: .
Replies: 18
Views: 5911

Re: Things that other servers use that we should use.

[quote="Tlaltecuhtli"
>Countless others : representation of stamina in UI by its own instead of in the health indicator.
doesnt seem needed
>CM : macros (within reason).
we have keybinding why would you need macros other than shit like point-to-incospicious-box
>VG and a lot of others : updated TEG ...
by stan_albatross
Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:23 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: .
Replies: 18
Views: 5911

Re: Things that other servers use that we should use.

Since this is a good general idea I'll add some of my own.

Goon : clicking INV with clothing item to quick swap.

Countless others : representation of stamina in UI by its own instead of in the health indicator.

CM : macros (within reason).

VG and a lot of others : updated TEG sprites

VG ...