/tg/Station 13

How many fishing rods could a null rod rod fish up if a null rod was a rod that could fish up fishing rods?

MoodHUD but for Moon heretic's little moon amulet.

The cap is a shitty solution to shitter behaviour. If we need to think of a way to go about banning shitters then that's something for a new policy.

What if spy objectives and rewards started off stealthy at the start of the round, but as objectives are completed the objectives get louder and the rewards more combat oriented?

Why did anyone ever disable it? Muh greytide? Stop bending the knee to greytiders and dress them up in pink sparkly dresses.

Give admins the ability to shadowban people from the greed D20. Or make it actually rare and (if it isn't already) make it's GPS signal the same as everything else so nobody can beeline to it.

IIRC there are ID trimmers, PDA painters, PDA program disks, skillchips, and a computer with the program to change ID accesses on every head's computer. It's literally the job of every head to manage their own department but they just don't because the HoP exists to do their job for them ...

Drain the big red evil sprayers the interdyne pirates have, they cannot be trusted with such noob-bait.

MRP 2 should be named campbell.

It's possible that Sybilings who are popchasing to manuel would join Sybil if manuel is capped and other people are on Sybil I guess
But otherwise you might be better off renaming it "manuel-2" and even then I'm suspicious that people wouldn't join


What if Sybil was turned into an MRP server ...

I use my analyzer (that I found in maints) on the patient, they fall unconscious an get back up shortly thereafter and starts screaming so I muzzle him and then he tries to run so I put him into a straight jacket. Later security rushes into my run-down maints medbay and start blasting me with their ...

You should be given a pop up warning before saying it that warns you that you will be subject to the wrath of the crew, and then allow for anyone to freely punish that person in whatever way they want.

The pop up simply so nobody who doesn't know of the consequences says it.

Mundane shit like ...

Chaplains should be able to do...something...with other crewmates' prayer, I don't know what


What if depending on where you make your prayer, different people can hear them? Also let ghosts hear all the prayers as a treat.

The Chaple is pretty obvious for the Chaplain to hear and do average ...

Shits probably weird because the normal foam darts only do stamina damage to people holding foam force guns.

What if per every protagonist role, 4 antagonist roles get assigned? Y'know, for balance.

You're a total idiot if you think that's the fog. It's clearly the rot that is coming. Idiot.

If the second AI is stupid enough to not ask the roboticist to cut some wires in the APC or the cameras then they deserve to be turned off repeatedly.

We don't deserve antags this good.

Some other servers have it so you can choose a different job title which is cool and all and can add some flavor to peoples jobs. Like a doctor who wants to do a bunch of surgery's and stuff can select the job title of surgeon instead of medical doctor.

For sec/med records and suit sensors it ...

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But what if it was a rare station trait?

IMO anything short of RR and killing people wordlessly should be allowed in skub wars.

If I just hold him up with my gun, we're at a stalemate. If he was trying to trick me with typing, now he can't run away while my guard is down since if he does, he dies. If he WAS being genuine, great, I get to hear him out! Easy solution guys.


Ok but what if he is using an implanted voice ...

I think you might be better off asking people on the discord things like this

What is everyone's opinion on the idea of porting melee mech stuff from yog?
I think they've got cool stuff which may or may not add to the identity crisis of mechs.

Sir, No (Day)

I love to get my tackle stat as high as possible, and to then try to tackle every criminal ever. It may rarely hit, I may be slow and left in the dust, I may be killed after a failed tackle, but I will always enjoy tackling random petty criminals and throwing them into their petty criminals friends.

What if emagged defibs only flashed red occasionally and exploded the hearts of anyone you try and revive with it. Maybe with a 20 seconds long action bar to explode the hearts of living people.

Imagine you're getting revived after getting healed and then your fucking heart explodes and delays the ...

I liked it a little but I liked RoR2 more because I could angle myself. Now if I could aim upwards, then I'd probably play RoRR again, or I'd try and install as many mods as that I have on Rimworld (a lot of mods)

Idea: A modsuit AI except the modsuit is unable to be changed or anything and comes with a really high charge, but it has a special springlock module which would turn the host into the AI, and the AI into the host. And then the new modsuit AI would have to negotiate to have it's body returned and ...

Maxcaps exist so SS13 is never really balanced.

You would have to find some way to nerf blue space crystals by maybe making it inject them with blue space dust instead of an instant teleportation. Imagine a HoS getting ganked by 7 revs just for 4 of them to be teleported away, 1 burnt to a crisp, 1 with armour being invalidated, and the very last ...

I think it's very odd that the Roomba effortlessly picks up guns and grenades, and never accidentally pills the pin on one. The marines know their stuff will get picked up so they never clean up after themselves, and where there's no Roomba it really shows. I propose that with a very very low ...