/tg/Station 13

There should be a game mode based on each of Stephen King's goofier books. For example, there could be a Cujo mode where a player takes control of Ian and has to try to murder the entire crew. Or there could be an IT mode where a clown gets super powers and has to try to take over the station.

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deathhoof wrote:The problem with monkey is that monkeys are underpowered and the disease isnt incurable, nor does it activate upon death.

The problem is that Monkey is kind of an ass gamemode and no one ever wants to run it.

Add a game mode wherein a bunch of guns and weaponry spawn around the station (kind of like with that one Wizard spell) and everyone has the survivor objective. Also make it so that it has a higher chance to show up than all of the other game modes.

Where do I get extra supplies for construction besides the tool shed and cargo?

What exactly does Beepsky Smash do? I've seen it made a couple of times but no one has ever tried it.

Holding a spear with both of your hands will destroy reinforced windows with a few whacks.

Disciples are much easier to come by as the chaplain if you choose one of the chaos Gods as your chief deity.

Ian can be healed with bruise packages.

I hold down "Ctrl" and start spinning around in place. I've noticed that most people either don't question this or start spinning themselves.

>Be traitor chef
>Have to assassinate some cargo technician
>Spend most of the round making meat bread and spying on the cargo bay
>Cargo techie is wearing cardborg armor so he's pretty easy to spot
>See his corpse getting dragged to the morgue
>Walk down to get it
>Too_easy.jpg
>Suddenly, the ...

Minnesota Mitch

(Main) Drunken Master - This character has honed his drinking abilities into a sort of ghetto superpower. Drinking slightly heals all types of damage. The more alcoholic a drink is, the more it heals for.

(Sub) Maltese Falconer - Years of running the grimiest bar on this side of ...

Almost any round where I die unceremoniously, my last words usually boil down to a variation of:

"What a bad day this has been."

One time when I was the bartender and I got Nar'sie'd by some cultists, I uttered:

"All I wanted to do was profit from other people's chemical dependencies..."

I was building a bunkhouse in the cargo warehouse.
I was going to get an arcade machine and some tables but some dongus had to go leak plasma all over the station.

Armstrong McCollough:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9ka1heULHU&index=12&list=PLhPp-QAUKF_hQRRX5kCP6IJ1cQaJnsVlO

Whenever I'm the bartender:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpS-cOBK6Q

When its a revolution round and I'm a rev:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc

When its a ...