/tg/Station 13

mikecari

Personally don't agree with this, and look at my rank ayy lmao. The whole point of it being permanent is to get the person to appeal it rather than just sit by the sidelines for a year and go back to doing the same thing. Essentially it forces you to change your personality, whether you like it or ...

mikecari

Because you're a power-hungry, lying individual and I enjoy revealing your inner nature.

>Glorycat
>Accuses someone else of this

Just because I'm saying it doesn't mean it isn't true. If you look on singulo you'll see how much of a shitty person anon is, but I guess "HURR SINGULO DOESN'T COUNT ...

mikecari

An0n3 wrote: Hi Glorycat. Why are you still here?

Because you're a power-hungry, lying individual and I enjoy revealing your inner nature.
And please, stop with the "Well if you don't like it then leave." attitude.
It's pretty clear by now that you're the LAST person /tg/ wants as its new host.

mikecari

Host your own server and prove it then.

I've worked in the administration here for years and I can say with experience that it is definitely necessary to have a single permanent fixture that is above and behind the regularly elected headministration.

I'd go so far as to say I"m the perfect ...

mikecari

Tsaricide wrote:I think you still need some time off from head positions so ask again next week.

You know you can at least give me a reason besides "I don't like you because you criticized me that one time".

mikecari

Byond account and character name: Glorycat - George Sears
Banning admin: Tsaricide
Ban type (What are you banned from?): All command positions
Ban reason and length: Permanent
Time ban was placed (including time zone): February 6th, about 6 PM EST
Your side of the story: A sec borg kept stunning me ...

mikecari

Plasma fires OP ;(

mikecari

Do you have a specific date/time this happened along with some names?
I just want to know why nothing happens when people are intentionally acting like chelp just because they can get away with it (Toeing the line). Are most of the trialmins literally that autistic that they cant interpret the ...

mikecari

I'm talking about roundstart security randomly tazing and arresting other roundstart security "cause lol it's an IC issue". Last time this happened nothing was done about it, despite it being a rule one problem.

mikecari

What is official policy regarding shitcurity that arrests and strips the head of security/other security officers for no reason? Last time I a-helped this I got told to fuck off and that it was an IC issue despite security acting like antags as a non-antag.

mikecari

I sometimes play captain not because it's fun, but rather to be the leader the station deserves and keep a check on shitcurity and threats to this beautiful station. George Sears for president 2015.

I usually become best friends with the head of security and closely monitor the empire via cameras ...

mikecari

Violaceus wrote:Make shadowling able to create dense darkness walls, however they vanish if someone brings light.

....So they're pretty much useless? Literally every crew member has a flashlight built into their PDA.

mikecari

At least sec borgs cant insta stun people anymore, that shit was OP and almost all of my deaths were from emagged sec borgs who stunned me and dragged me into space.

mikecari

Ranged stuns are stupid and make armor worthless when you can just get insta stunned and cuffed anyway. The shills who voted in the polls just want to keep their meta-game and will eventually get used to the change. The only insta stuns should be melee weapons like stun batons and prods, it would ...

mikecari

Loonikus wrote:As soon as antags stop gutting the station and forcing a shuttle call in less than an hour than sure.

Exactly, if traitors and double agents stopped murderboning the station there'd be no need for an ERT and there'd be no angry ghosts.

mikecari

Bombadil wrote: The swarm can't do anything but fart gas they can't attack anything its kind of boring

This, maybe turn the players who summoned him into mini Nar'sies, that can fly around and corrupt people?

mikecari

Violaceus wrote:"How security dare to take from me tools that can be used to break from cell?!! I better choke that officer, this will obviously teach them!"

get lost

This, isn't hurting innocent security officers as a non-antag against da rurus?

mikecari

Nuclear weapons make world wars way too fucking dangerous now. So yeah I hope another global conflict doesn't occur or otherwise we'll all be

mikecari

http://i.imgur.com/lsOCzQ0.png
New Roundtype: Space Jews
The Jews attempt to capture all of the money men and put them into a giant piggy bank. The goyim...errr gentiles attempt to stop the hook-nosed menace before all of the money people are captured. The jews are capable of using their noses ...

mikecari

Violaceus wrote:-snip-

That's basically Mekhi Anderson/Luke Cox whenever he plays Head of Security.

mikecari

http://i.imgur.com/lsOCzQ0.png
New Roundtype: Space Jews
The Jews attempt to capture all of the money men and put them into a giant piggy bank. The goyim...errr gentiles attempt to stop the hook-nosed menace before all of the money people are captured. The jews are capable of using their noses ...

mikecari

This is now an amerigan thread. Fuggin gommunists need to go.
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image ... 292998.png
tfw BOOOOORN IN FUGGIN AMERIGA
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image ... 321414.jpg

mikecari

Space law should be mandatory because of shitlords like Mekhi Anderson and Luke Cox who perma/execute people just for having a hand teleporter.
Honestly, there needs to be something to counter shitcurity.

mikecari

OP is literally Reddit: the post.

>HEY GUYS I FOUND THIS FUNNY THING EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME XD

Have some self-control please.

mikecari

GLORY TO ATMOSIA, BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
ATMOSIA WILL RISE AGAIN.

On a more serious note, no one likes to really play atmos tech anymore because his weapons against depressurization and toxins are so damn ineffective. We need the robust atmos tech the station deserves, one who can purge the air of ...

mikecari

Do we really need yet another silicon policy for this?

Apparently we do because of chelplords like:

Technically the emergency escape shuttle "connects" with the station, thus becoming a part of the station. Also the escape pods start attached to the station.

So if a Drone happens to be ...

mikecari

I know quite a few awesome things and I love to write long winded paragraphs, I'm in.

mikecari

It should be common fucking sense that you're supposed to not intentionally kill the person you are ordered to protect, so yes, it should be bannable. Unfortunately murderboners like oranges love to abuse a good roleplay opportunity and would rather ruin the round for everybody rather than make it ...

mikecari

this codl have been avoid if borg name self!!

>Get borged because ayy lmao
>OH NO ROBUTTICIST FORGOT TO NAME MEH!!!!ONE
>SUICIDE IN ANGER
>get banned from borg
>WAAAH THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENEDED IF PAPSMEAR LET MEH NAME MUH BORG MYSELF I DINDU NUFFIN

Dionysus stories in a nutshell.

mikecari

GLORY TO ATMOSIA, BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
ATMOSIA WILL RISE AGAIN.

mikecari

I honestly have nothing wrong with Max Fattkins. He's a good head of personnel, albeit a bit bureaucratic, but at least he cares enough to not let clowns and greyshits run around with all access. I'd rather have him as the head of personnel rather than one of the aforementioned assholes. He's given ...

mikecari

PKPenguin321 wrote: FUND IT

A possible successor to locker ops? FUND IT INDEED.

mikecari

Tear out the non-murderbone objectives. Give antags back their full freedom. Objectives should forever and always be optional.
Yeah it's fine if it's a normal antagonist like traitor, but a literally unstoppable ninja murderboning and recalling the shuttle constantly is just shit and honestly ...

mikecari

it was for 12 traitors and an evil AI in a round with 3 security members, after an in-character request from the captain, while the station was losing power
(that's four traitors for every cop, then the AI between them)

I was the captain who requested the ERT to arrive, and yeah, shit was really ...

mikecari

Luke Cox wrote: Also answered his own adminhelp about it.

So why is this shithead still an admin?
Oh also: http://strawpoll.me/3440765/r

mikecari

Cheimon wrote:
SS13 isn't known for travelling anywhere, so it's not like nuking it is stopping the blob from spreading, either.

You do know the blob can expand into space, right? Just imagine a huge green thing slowly creeping towards central command. So yes, there is an IC reason to nuke the blob.

mikecari

Screemonster wrote:Would be super-fun for tators to gain access to it and set random rooms to be massively overpressure or siphon without the alarm tripping. Or rooms with a target in.

>implying traitor AIs can't already do this

mikecari

Being an atmos tech is probably one of the shittiest experiences you'll ever have besides being a lawyer. If the AI refuses to listen to you, you have to go around turning on the air alarm filters literally everywhere, including places you cant access normally. To remedy this problem I propose a ...

mikecari

Byond account and character name: Glorycat - George Sears
Admin: Tsaricide
Time incident occured: 8:28 PM EST Saturday 1/31/15
Detailed summary: I was having a fun time as the librarian when Tsaricide chooses to delete my computer seemingly at random. I ask him about it and he acts all vague like he ...

mikecari

What foods contain xeno-microbes? Like the shit that mutates people.

mikecari

An0n3 wrote:FUCKING 4RRIES

Christ An0n and I thought my hair grew fast.

mikecari

Another reason why DNA aide is shit is because it fucks over everything the geneticist has worked so hard on and deletes excess DNA.
Honestly I wish I could murderbone any virologist who releases a DNA aide virus.

mikecari

PKPenguin321 wrote:Blah blah blah I like to whine

Just steal the give code from bay, Paprika steals shit from other coderbases shamelessly all the time, the give code from bay works fine and if you move the window auto-closes anyway.

mikecari

Judging from everyones reasoning for the lack of roleplay (overpopulation) the only solution I can think of is a hard population cap on each server.
It's not the population that's the problem, it's the shitty "muh valids" playerbase that tries to kill everything that moves. The admins should just ...

mikecari

Good admin, is really fun to talk to.
MrStoned for headmin 2015.

mikecari

It's a trap! No but really you could totally see someone abusing the give active window by using it on someone and then bashing their face in while they're distracted.

And yet I've never seen it abused on servers where the give command is enabled, all it takes is you pressing enter anyway to ...

mikecari

Cecily wrote:back to reddit you go

Here's an upboat, good sir.
*tips fedora*

mikecari

Steelpoint wrote:If the crew are in a position to subvert a Syndiborg then someone has gone horribly wrong and the Ops have most likely lost.

This, either that or the syndieborg is a lone wolf piece of shit.

mikecari

We've been missing this feature for a really long time, and it's one of the few things that Bay does much better than TG.

Having to drag click someone is a massive pain in the ass and it's a lot easier to just type give and spacebar.

mikecari

It takes an actual attention span to play security competently, which SoS and Sticky clearly lack since they'd rather go greytiding all round instead.

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