/tg/Station 13

The concept of the event is simple: It's time for a surprise inspection of the station's nuclear authentication disk, and Centcom has sent a team of 3 or 4 officers to carry out the inspection. They arrive on station, announce their presence, and (professionally and politely) try to get the disk ...

As much fun as I had writing up my own mini-story, this makes more sense. Thanks, guys! (Still, I do wonder how the RD got his hands on a Donk Co. transport shuttle and a ton of mining gear.)

So, I'm planning on FINALLY adding a wiki page for the Free Golem role, similar to the page for ashwalkers but less antaggy. The only thing is, obviously, I can't just make it exclusively full of mechanical stuff, I have to include some fluff as well. That's where I run into a problem. From what I ...

You know what? At this point, we should make this its own post. A silent thief kit for the mine; the mime's own counterpart to the clowncar. The only question is, can it justify all 20 tc?

only if it's a giant sack over your shoulder with SWAG written on it

comes with a striped outfit and a domino mask

I am in favor of this as much as I am in favor of shotgunning soda cans.

A fun idea, but it would probably be a bit pricey in the pda.

Is it bad that I just kind of want people to talk about shotgunning a can of grey bull and then hacking the door to the bar backroom?

Came up with a few ideas that I thought I might as well sling up here and see how people like them

SHOTGUNNING DRINKS
Using a screwdriver or anything sharp on a can while on harm intent will puncture the can, causing its contents to start leaking onto the floor at a steady rate (1u to 5u per tick ...